Hello Poison Control?Uh, yes. I have a problem. You see my 21 month old got into the bathroom.
Well, no. She didn't ingest anything. At least not that I'm aware.
Because...I didn't know where else to turn. and you people are supposed to help, right?!
Well...she came out of the bathroom with sopping wet hands. The bathroom that has no sink, mind you.
Uh-huh. That's my guess. She stuck her hands in the toilet.
Well, it's just that... *sigh* when I walked in, those same hands were in...well, they were in her mouth.
I know it's not really a poisonous substance! But you don't understand. I'm a busy woman and that toilet isn't always the most sparkling fresh place in the house. I wasn't planning on someone using it for a punch bowl.
I will from now on. trust me.
But all I want to know from you, Poison Control Dispatcher, is should I try and make her throw up or something? Because if she doesn't, I may.
