I know, I know...

I'm horrible at keeping you in suspense. and obviously a very lazy hostess. Don't let this keep you from really dropping by!

I do have an excuse. Really.

You see, I've been getting ready for my OB appointment this afternoon. And, let's just be honest and say, that requires an obscene amount of time.

After all, I'm trying (by myself!) to orchestrate getting me AND my small army of girls ready to walk out the door and face the world.



I know, I know. I've obviously been getting ready since...Friday. But...just look at what I have to work with..."world-ready" for this group of monkeys take time.

Especially when I know I'm getting ready for THE OB appointment. The one where you have to try not to throw up drink orange syrup. and then have a nurse descend upon you, needle-in-hand.

We all know how I feel about that check up. So admittedly, my feet are dragging.

So when I return, you can either expect me to be in a very good mood because I will never have to endure that again. OR in a very bad mood because

• the nurse obviously was blind lacked coordination when it comes to finding my vein. OR

• I failed the test and will have the do the TWO hour version of it. at which point I may very well just kick you out of my house.

Oh, the suspense. ;)