The List:
- Realizing you've been talking to someone all while sporting lettuce in between your front teeth.
- Sneezing as you're driving down the road (as in behind the wheel). I mean, what would happen if a random deer or bear would run across the road while both my eyes are glued shut???
- Getting out of the pool, sitting on a chair, and then getting back up... The booty mark is never flattering. I don't care how small you think your backside is, The Mark is always considerably larger.
- Mosquitoes that seem to have an uncontrollable taste for the Bug Spray you just spent $20 on.
- F.I.N.A.L.L.Y getting the kitchen back in order...only to realize it's now time to cook a meal again.
- Sitting on the toilet (that's a nice mental picture to throw at the Internet, now isn't it?) and realizing that someone used the last of toilet tissue. and never bothered to restock it. OR the bathroom cabinet. Oh what to do. what to do.
- Knowing that you shouldn't eat the chocolate. Not being hungry for the chocolate. Not even craving the chocolate. But eating the chocolate just because you can. And then... feeling irreversibly sick and bloated.
WHY do I do this to myself again? Can someone clue me in on the vast depth of Christin-Stupidity please? - Government decisions that wouldn't make sense to a third grader. YET somehow make it past a vote of "highly intelligent" adults. (that'da be our elected congressman)
- Walking into a pubic restroom only to realize...well I'll be!... there's no need to unzip your zipper. It's been down the whoooollle bless-ed time.
- Picture it. Public school gym....it's time to do the Presidential Fitness test. Sit-ups are on the agenda for the day. And you (or inevitably the person who's legs you were having to hold) have an upset stomach.
*ahem* Yeah...I'll let you put two and two together. Never a pretty thing.
WHY is it that important for the President to know that you can successfully complete 45 sit-ups in 60 seconds again?
Yup. I'm so sure you'll sleep better tonight just knowing The List. You're welcome. ;)
