But to give you an insider's view into what our house looks like these days. Why is she screaming, you ask?
To put it plainly...because I put a stop to this.
The na*ked boot-ay.The one that is not potty-trained. and therefore has no respect for the rather expensive rugs we have scattered throughout our home.
So I harnessed those chubby little cheeks. With a pair of whitey-tighties.
Only they weren't, being a size or two too large.But that didn't stop her from hysterically screaming "Too Tight! Too Tight!" as she ran around the house. somewhat akin to a puppy trying desparately to rid itself of a leash.
Seriously. This whole potty-training thing is over-rated. There are days I think I'd rather stick my head in the toilet than try and get her to cooperate.
Her idea of potty training is stripping down to nothing and streaking through the house. Somehow I don't think that qualifies for socially acceptable behavior.
But eh. We homeschool. So I suppose that lets us off the hook, being that we're apparently not raising socially "with it" kids anyway. Right? *bwah haha*
