Okay, Keeper of My Heart. Here are The Rules Of The Day:1. Your daughter has been throwing up. Therefore, you must bring home dinner. as One-Who-Usually-Cooks lost her appetite. by 9AM.
2. Your OTHER daughter refuses to sleep. Therefore, you must bring home chocolate...or jewelry. as anything sweet (or shiny) will undoubtedly brighten a day where Nap Mutiny has occurred.
3. Your OTHER daughter turns 6 tomorrow. Therefore, you must go by Target and get predetermined present. as I am being held hostage by aforementioned vomit and insomnia.
4. Your OTHER daughter is 3yrs. Enough said. Therefore, it'd be advised that you also throw in a bookshelf or two in order to help with the overall peace and order of the home since you know me: Organization soothes the savage beast.
No worries, Costco has some. I called to check.
5. Your OTHER daughter is a God-send. and the only reason I am coherent enough to sit up and type out this little ditty.
Okay, so maybe this reads more like a shopping list than house rules, but *shrug* a rose by any other name, right?
