Otherwise known as: Reasons why I am a sick sick person...
1. killing flies while they're mating. I'm killing the mommy, the daddy, and all their little potential breedlings in one fell swoop. I'm all about multi-tasking.
2. seeing that our foul fly trap is loading up on all the flies that I didn't catch. watching them squirm their way to a slow death has brought surprising joy to my heart.
3. carrying our prized trophies, by the tail, across the street and dumping their headless carcasses in the bushes. That'd be snakes, in case you're wondering.
4. knowing that when Jet "feeds" the ants (as Charis calls it), they're chomping on a buffet a la poison. *bu-bye*
Yeah. I don't like creepy crawly things. though I love that I am bigger...carry a large hoe, a bag of poison, and a shoe. Mmm. the smell of death in the springtime.
5. Knowing I can let the girls wear the same things over and over again. Without washing it. Just because I feel justified being that they're "outside play clothes".
Ways to avoid mountains of laundry is my specialty. I have been known to take something out of the dirty clothes hamper and wear it as is.
What??? Like you haven't done it! ;)
Ahh. I'm so loving that wintertime seems to have left the premises. (I love every turn of the season). I'm so ready for the smell of rain and freshly mowed lawns, singing birds and brilliant color. Spring has officially sprung.
Though I have to say, I'm somewhat shocked that my beloved Selah hasn't asked to pee in the yard. Yet.
That has been, after all, my telltale Springtime Arrival Notice for the past few years.
*teary-eyed* My baby girl must be growing up.
