APB

All Points Bulletin

Missing. One used-to-be very consistent Blogger. No traces. No clues as to her whereabouts. No idea as to why she up and disappeared.

Though an anonymous source disclosed that it could very well be because Christin's house hasn't been (wholly) cleaned in close to two months.

And being that Christin hates clutter and mess and the foul stench coming from the overflowing laundry basket, chances are good she was driven from the house screaming incoherently.

Anonymous Source, who has seen mess firsthand, declares she would run far far away, too.

If you happen to see Blogger, please call her family immediately. As they need someone to cook, clean, and change diapers for them miss her immensely.

Warning:
Blogger, though not armed, may be dangerous. as easily driven to insanity when faced with the overwhelming odds that her house will never again be spotless ... organized ...able to welcome guests without having to clear a path through the muck and mire.

One day, upon her return...you know, when elves magically appear at night to clean up all the Stuff Vomit that has occurred... she will again enter the wonderful world of Blogdom.

Until then, please join us in Intercessory prayer (fasting is optional) that those Elves would get their act together and show up already. Her very sanity depends upon it.